Sunday, 3 May 2009


You Will be Hearing From us Shortly

You feel adequate to the demands of this position?
What qualities do you feel you
Personally have to offer?


Let us consider your application form.
Your qualifications, though impressive, are
Not, we must admit, precisely what
We had in mind. Would you care
To defend their relevance?


Now your age.
Perhaps you feel able
To make your own comment about that,
Too? We are conscious ourselves
Of the need for a candidate with precisely
The right degree of immaturity.

So glad we agree.

And now a delicate matter: your looks.
You do appreciate this work involves
Contact with the actual public? Might they,
Perhaps, find your appearance

Quite so.

And your accent. That is the way
You have always spoken, is it?
What Of your education? We mean, of course,
Where were you educated?
And how
Much of a handicap is that to you,
Would you say?

Married, children,
We see. The usual dubious
Desire to perpetuate what had better
Not have happened at all. We do not
Ask what domestic desires shimmer
Behind that vaguely unsuitable address.

And you were born?

Yes. Pity.

So glad we agree.

1 comment:

Roxana said...

oh i see i've got quite a lot to catch up :-)
but this poem is great. no other words for it. great. so glad we agree :-)