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Thursday, 15 July 2010

how to wake your partner

1. arrive home to smell that she has recently been eating popcorn

2. be affected by this lovely aroma and decide to make some yourself

3. put popcorn in microwave.

4.ignore the instruction to 'keep an eye' on the contents

5. ignore the popping sound of popcorn at the ready

6. the microwave explodes

7. the popcorn is on fire

8. your partner is wakened from restful sleep

easy...

5 comments:

  1. the popcorn, yes. and what's worse inedible as a result. house smells nice tho!

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  2. i did try to see if it was 'less burnt' this morning but sadly it was not

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  3. "but sadly it was not" - hahaha, this just blows me away :-)

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